Chimney Sweep Edit Meaning

1.

When you give a chick a tracheotomy, then fuck her in her trach-hole.

bonus points if you blow your load and it comes out her nose. (aka "the white sneeze from betwixt the knees")

Boyfriend: Oh no, my girlfriends choking! Does anyone know the heimlich?

Hero: Step aside, I'll handle this. (hands on hips)

(Our hero then picks a knife up off the table, stabs her in the throat, drops trou, and fucks the hell out of her neck. The food flies into her boyfriends face. Semen dribbles out her nose."

Hero: And that's the chimney sweep (exits through window, hero-styles)

Random: Yo, was that a chimney sweep to white sneeze from betwixt the knees?! And one bitches!

See angry dragon, tracheotomy, jelly donut

2.

the act of pleasuring your significant other and cleaning their colon at the same time. This is usually executed using an industrial strength pipe cleaners (these can be found at your local SuperWalmart).

"Dude how come you couldn't hang out last night?"

"Man I've been gettin the poop dick from my girlfriend every time we do anal, so I had to stay at the house and give her a good chimney sweeping."

"Oh, sweet."

3.

This is the equivelent of tackle bagbut applies only to a woman. A chimney sweep would be a man sought after for only a one night romp for the purpose of keeping the female genitalia current and up to date.

Jess hadn't slept with anyone in a few months so she went to the bar in hopes of locating a chimney sweep to bring her sex life back to active status.

See tackle bag, one night stand, pipe cleaner, stranger

4.

sexual position, similar to the pile driver.

should be performed at least once a month, preferably twice minimum to prevent carbon build up or deposits along the walls of the inside of the intestines.

"so i met this girl last night and i asked her if she had had her chimney sweeped yet this season. she said no, so i sweeped it good.

See chimney, sweep, pile driver, season

5.

Is when a male inserts his penis into a stoma (hole in the neck in order to breathe) and has sex with the hole

I saw that this bitch had a bermuda triangle and i couldnt go down there or i would have ended up giving her a free meal so i went up to the neck for the chimney sweep

See sweep, chimney, neck, disgusting, sex

6.

When you cover your face with glue and go down on a chick with an electric razor in hand. You shave her bush and rub your face in the shaved pubes. You come up with pubic facial hair and yell "Chimney Sweep!"

Check out my sweet goatee, I totally chimney sweep'd this chick yesterday.

See chimney, sweep, beard, mustache, goatee, pubic hair, dick van dyke

7.

The act of putting you face in the ass of someone else while your are in a sitting position, and they are upside down with their back to you. This move can be used as a sexual position, but appears most often in fighting games after a grab attack.

Man it sucks playing against Seth! Everytime you get near him he does that grab that ends in a chimney sweep.

See bitch move, douche bag