Chimney Sweeper

What is Chimney Sweeper?


1.

To force-feed ones hairy ball sack into the vertically positioned and open bung-tunnel of a friend or foe.

John - "Ok Jane, it's time for the Chimney Sweeper!"

Jane - "What's that?"

John - "Bend over and I'll show you."

Jane - "No John, really? Quit playing games and tell me."

John - "Sorry Jane, you're right. The Chimney Sweeper is where you take off your sweatpants, lay on your back, then roll your knees back until they touch your shoulders. This way your butt hole opens up and stares straight at the clouds above. Then I'll hover over your puckered poo packer and plunge both of my not-so-recently shaven jizz tanks past the event horizon of your turd socket. Duh!?"

Jane - "Oh dear. Are you serious?"

John - "Yes Jane, yes I am"

2.

The sexual act consisting of first spitting on a significant other's asshole, then proceeding to orally stimulate said asshole.

"So we watched this porno today, and this guy spat on the girl's butthole and then licked it."

"Ya mean he gave her the chimney sweeper?"

See buttsex, vaccuum, pipe cleaner

3.

to have sex with someone to uhhh sweep the girl's chimney

also see: backyard chiney sweeping

usu. said with english accent

Ewwww you chimney sweeped that 300 pound lady over there, you dirty little chimney sweeper!

4.

a very large penis

he has one helluva chimney sweeper. i was dingleberry-free for days.

See timmy!


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