What is Chimp?
1.
see Dubya
The chimp tried to answer journalists questions today... what a laugh
2.
To review an image on the LCD screen of a digital camera after taking a photograph. In common usage among press photographers. The act was dubbed chimping after photographers were caught making monkey-like noises when they reviewed a good shot in their cameras.
1. The photographer chimped his double-play shots from the first base photo position.
2. The photographer was caught chimping on the sideline after a play and missed the interception shot.
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3.
Infantile or mischeivous individual. A person with a childlike sense of humour.
Stop being such a chimp
4.
Can be used as either a noun or a verb. As a noun, chimp describes someone who departs from a public house or club early to return to one's domicile. This could be for a variety of reasons: too
The Dwix chimped out again last night. He is such a chimp.
5.
(verb): to masturbate furiously or to ejaculate, while making loud monkey noises.
(noun): semen; ejaculate; spunk.
(1): Dude, I can't believe you chimped all over my couch!
(2): Wipe that chimp up before I beat your ass!
6.
Describing a repulsive smelly creature, born of the human species, but acting as though he were a primate. Nappy dark hair, gross teeth, small red haired mating parter. Often attempts to read books, posters, and magazines, always failing. Communicates by making a series of noises like, "ooo ahhh ehhh ahhh ooo". Smells like an asshole.
hey chimp!!!! ooo oo ahh ahh!!!! go eat a banana you retard.
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7.
1. (noun): an anthropoid ape (Pan troglodytes) of equatorial Africa that is smaller and more arboreal than the gorilla
2. (noun): Pete Sampras (usually used with "the" and capitalized)
1. The chimp is smarter than The President.
2. The Chimp was one of the greatest tennis players of all time.
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