What is Chimp Face?
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A sexual act whereby a gentleman shaves his pubic hair off and places them in a recepticle of sorts. He then masturbates over his partner's face to climax, then throws the pubes over her face. The semen ensures the hair sticks to the face, and she resembles one of our simian friends.
I splodged over our lass then gave her a chimp face. She looked like Bubbles when I'd finished.
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