What is Chimp Food?
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Fried chicken and rice and pea. These food items are never paid for, always stolen, because as everyone knows "chimp no need pay mon".
Chimp in takeaway: me wan' fried chicken and rice and pea mon.
Assistant: One portion of Chimp Food? That will be £4.50 please.
Chimp (before running away): chimp no need pay mon.
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A spoonerismeuophemism for "son of a bitch" used to imply vulgarity, but without breaching censorship rules.
c.f. bullspit
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