What is Chimped?
1.
Having your face ripped off by a
WOW! That bitch really got chimped when she copped a feel off of the primate's common law wife. She shouldn't have drank champagne with it and polished it's knob so much. Oh well, at least it didn't trash the bitch's Camry and steal any credit cards.
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2.
To be under the influence of marijuana.
Oh man, I'm so chimped.
3.
When a player or more commonly an AI bot in a FPS "Owns" His/Herself with a explosive weapon such as a rocket launcher by hitting a something very close to them.
Lol that bot just chimped himself
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4.
The act of losing anything against a chimp human. Usually 70+year olds and handicapped people are ones that lose. If anything but those categories and you lose to a chimp, you should probably rethink your life and where you went wrong.
"Oh my god..i just lost to a chimp..how can i live any longer?" *gun shot*
"You just got chimped!"
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5.
Replaces 'gimped' to describe someone who is permanently crippled by a combat injury. Refers to a popular putdown of President Bush.
Poor bastard. Their convoy hit an IED and bang - chimped for life!
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