What is Chimp-pansy?
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An activist or bleeding-heart liberal who wholly embraces the rights of Chimpanzees, Monkeys, Apes, Gorillas, Orangutans, Baboons, Douroucoulis or other primates.
Related Words: Tree Hugger, Hippie.
Chimp-pansy: I will not rest until these animals are afforded the same rights and respect as we humans!
Lawyer: (Pulls down pants, takes a crap in own hand and flings said crap at the Chimp-pansy)
"...These chimp-huggers, or chimp-pansies ... are just trying to circumvent the evolution debate. Folk's, we've been over this. A chimp cannot be a man because man is made in God's image and chimps are made in God's chimp's image. I've said it before, God has a chimp named Bepo."
-Stephen Colbert May 8th 2007
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