Chinese Acrobat

What is Chinese Acrobat?

A sex move wherein the man attempts to balance upon his own erect penis. Imagine a chinese acrobat with bigger genitals. Antithesis to the penicycle.

Frank: "I'm a chinese acrobat in bed, I balance on that shaft so well!"

See sex, fuck, balance, shaft, penicycle

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