Chinese Aloha

What is Chinese Aloha?

1.

A somewhat perverted sexual maneuver along the lines of the Alabama Hotpocket, the Donkey Punch, and the Komodo Dragon. During oral sex the man receiving ejaculates in the woman's eye, causing her to squint and thus to resemble people of Chinese extraction. Following his orgasm, the man moves his hips side to side like a Hawaiian hula dancer, hitting his erect penis against her cheeks.

"Dude, I was feeling kinda crazy, so I did a Chinese Aloha to my girlfriend last night. Now she's pissed."

See sex, oral sex, cum, head
56

Random Words:

Snatch Cakin
1. Verb; the act of performing oral sex on a female. Tim is well known for his snatch cakin abilities. See snatch, cakin, pussy, eating, ..
Read more
Rock, Rock On
1. Gunhaver's call to rally the CHEAT COMMANDOS to action. "Here comes Blue Laser! Cheat Commandos, ROCK, ROCK ON!!"..
Read more
Yefah
1. Fuck yeah, used to say that something is most definitely true. Nathan: My girlfriend is short. Brandon: Yefah See fuck, shit, true, f..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free