Chinese Aloha

What is Chinese Aloha?

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A somewhat perverted sexual maneuver along the lines of the Alabama Hotpocket, the Donkey Punch, and the Komodo Dragon. During oral sex the man receiving ejaculates in the woman's eye, causing her to squint and thus to resemble people of Chinese extraction. Following his orgasm, the man moves his hips side to side like a Hawaiian hula dancer, hitting his erect penis against her cheeks.

"Dude, I was feeling kinda crazy, so I did a Chinese Aloha to my girlfriend last night. Now she's pissed."

See sex, oral sex, cum, head
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