Chinese Aloha

What is Chinese Aloha?

1.

A somewhat perverted sexual maneuver along the lines of the Alabama Hotpocket, the Donkey Punch, and the Komodo Dragon. During oral sex the man receiving ejaculates in the woman's eye, causing her to squint and thus to resemble people of Chinese extraction. Following his orgasm, the man moves his hips side to side like a Hawaiian hula dancer, hitting his erect penis against her cheeks.

"Dude, I was feeling kinda crazy, so I did a Chinese Aloha to my girlfriend last night. Now she's pissed."

See sex, oral sex, cum, head
56

Random Words:

Loserism
1. the practice of being a loser; the act of being a loser. That's loserism right there. See the, practice, of, a 2. The style of..
Read more
Zoltaneering
1. Consists of throwing a snippet of one-upmanship bragging, into an otherwise innocent looking question An example of zoltaneering: &quo..
Read more
At The Mo
1. Shorthand for "at the moment." "Sorry I can't go with you. I'm a little busy at the mo." See now, right ..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free