Chinese Aloha

What is Chinese Aloha?

1.

A somewhat perverted sexual maneuver along the lines of the Alabama Hotpocket, the Donkey Punch, and the Komodo Dragon. During oral sex the man receiving ejaculates in the woman's eye, causing her to squint and thus to resemble people of Chinese extraction. Following his orgasm, the man moves his hips side to side like a Hawaiian hula dancer, hitting his erect penis against her cheeks.

"Dude, I was feeling kinda crazy, so I did a Chinese Aloha to my girlfriend last night. Now she's pissed."

See sex, oral sex, cum, head
56

Random Words:

W3w7
1. Same as "w00t". Just typed differently...
Read more
Vanaynay
1. The female genitalia. Slang for vagina. He stuck it in her vanaynay...
Read more
Tin Foil Hat Wearer
1. usually denoting some one as crazy. In later years to describe some one who usually believes everything is a conspiracy or illusion. Bro..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free