Chinese Aloha

What is Chinese Aloha?


1.

A somewhat perverted sexual maneuver along the lines of the Alabama Hotpocket, the Donkey Punch, and the Komodo Dragon. During oral sex the man receiving ejaculates in the woman's eye, causing her to squint and thus to resemble people of Chinese extraction. Following his orgasm, the man moves his hips side to side like a Hawaiian hula dancer, hitting his erect penis against her cheeks.

"Dude, I was feeling kinda crazy, so I did a Chinese Aloha to my girlfriend last night. Now she's pissed."

See sex, oral sex, cum, head


56

Random Words:

1. the practice of being a loser; the act of being a loser. That's loserism right there. See the, practice, of, a 2. The style of..
1. Consists of throwing a snippet of one-upmanship bragging, into an otherwise innocent looking question An example of zoltaneering: &quo..
1. Shorthand for "at the moment." "Sorry I can't go with you. I'm a little busy at the mo." See now, right ..