Chinese Auction

What is Chinese Auction?


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When your cheap relatives won't buy real Christmas presents and they find crap they don't want anymore around their house and you trade with each other.

It's supposed to be funny, gag gifts unless your family is made up of stale, cheap Jesus freaks.

Looks like that fat bitch Dianne took my halfway decent gift in exchange for the shit she found in the dumpster that is her house for the chinese auction.

See omar, fat, bitch, cheap


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