Chinese Bar Mitzvah

What is Chinese Bar Mitzvah?


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After tit-fucking a young lady, one pulls his penis from in between the female's breasts and smacks his penis on her face whilst ejaculating. Also, during his ejaculation, he stretches the edges of her eyes towards her ears slightly in order to make her look like she is Chinese. It is important to note that if the female is already Chinese, then this need not be done. The last, and possibly most crucial piece to this sexual endeavor, is that while all of this is going on, the man must be singing "Hava Nagila."

I heard the Hava Nagila, so I walked in to Elijah's room to see him giving Ling Chin a Chinese Bar Mitzvah.

See tit fuck, skeet skeet, mushroom tatoo, lombardi slap, bust a nut


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