Chinese Blindfold

What is Chinese Blindfold?

This occurs when one is masturbating and when ejaculation occurs, it goes into one's eye causing one to squint.

Man 1: Man why are squinting like that?

Man 2: Last night I gave myself a chinese blindfold.

See chi, nese, bli, nd, fold

Hapyp

1. Feeling happy in your pants. So happy you can't even type properly. =D 1. My boyfriend makes me hapyp ;] 2. I just finished watc..

Ipod Facebooker

1. Someone who only goes on facebook through their iPod Touch or iPhone. Person 1: Why doesn't Jack ever friend request anybody on fa..

Bad Arse

1. The pungent result of a night in the pub. Bad Arse is generally characterised by weird and wonderful turds (see Shitterish Allsorts) and..

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