Chinese Blindfold

What is Chinese Blindfold?

This occurs when one is masturbating and when ejaculation occurs, it goes into one's eye causing one to squint.

Man 1: Man why are squinting like that?

Man 2: Last night I gave myself a chinese blindfold.

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Backseated Whackbeat

1. When a girl you pick up beats off eveyone in the car for a ride. Jenny was picked up and beat off everyone in the car-Backseated Whackb..

Jumple

1. when things launch in to an arbiturary routine oh no I've just had a jumple with the fisherman's wife See random, situation,..

Nutsucker

1. Scotty B., A.K.A. "Drunk Pop" What the fuck are you doing, nutsucker?..

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