Chinese Blindfold

What is Chinese Blindfold?

This occurs when one is masturbating and when ejaculation occurs, it goes into one's eye causing one to squint.

Man 1: Man why are squinting like that?

Man 2: Last night I gave myself a chinese blindfold.

See chi, nese, bli, nd, fold

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