What is Chinese Dick?
1.
A made-up stereotype repeated by people who most likely have not seen that many actual erect penises, that is rooted in deep insecurity, ignorance, and xenophobia.
Version 1:
White guy: See that asian guy? He's got a small, chinese dick.
White guy's buddy: Really? I wouldn't know. I don't have much experience with other men's penises.
White guy: (shuts up)
Version 2:
White guy: See that asian guy? He's got a small, chinese dick.
White guy's buddy: Really? How do you know? Did you suck on it last night?
White guy: (shuts up)
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2.
What white, black, and mexican girls want but are usually too afraid to ask for. A stereotype that is used by the media to put the asian community in check because the media is owned by white men, duh! Mainly used by white men because they are pissed off that there is hard asian cock in their cheating girlfriends at this moment. See asian definition #3.
Latina #1:Hey that asian guy is pretty cute.
Latina #2:Why don't go over there and holla at him?
Latina #1:Uh I don't know (thinking about the chinese dick stereotype).
Latina #2:Fine I'll go talk to him myself.(whispers) wuss.
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3.
(adj) Small, miniscule, insignificant.
(n) A unit of length measurement, approximately equal to 2 inches.
1. 'I don't give a chinese dick what you think!'
2. This picture needs to be moved a chinese dick to the left.
4.
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"I walked in on my roommate jerking off, but it wouldn't have been so embarrassing if he didn't have a Chinese dick."
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5.
Somethin extremely small to see with a naked eye.
This letters in this book are chinese dick, man.
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6.
1) (adj.) A unit of measurement equal to 1.5 inches.
2) (n.) Something that Mexican, White, Black, and even Asian women don't feel when it is inside their vagina.
1) "Ok, that's fine, but move the glass one Chinese Dick to the left, excellent"
2) "Oh, I need to break up with my Asian boyfriend, last night, I didn't feel a thing and he was finished 3 minutes after he started..."
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