Chinese Dick Trap

What is Chinese Dick Trap?


1.

When a male obtains an erection, then carefully pours hot wax down his urethra (pee hole). He must maintain an erection until the wax dries, then he slams his erect, wax penis into the anus of another man so hard, that it shatters the wax, making it impossibly painful to pull the erect penis back out of the anus. Chinese Dick Trap.

So I just watched Indian Jones 4: Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, and it was worse than getting a Chinese Dick Trap. And global warming is a scare tactic made up by the liberal media.

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2.

Two men cut off a womans neck and begin to fuck it from each side. Eventually there dicks will get stuck. And they will have to push them together to get out.

Dude did you hear they cut out that chicks neck and turned her into a chinese Dick trap just because she wouldn't give them brain.

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