What is Chinese Dragon?
1.
When a male is recieving a blowjob from a partner, and is about to orgasm, he slams the partners head down, making the seman come out of the partners nose. AKA Teaching a girl to breath fire.
Best way to break-up with a girl is to give her a chinese dragon.
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2.
A profession. Named for the children of chinese immigrants because they will all likely become doctors or lawyers as careers. It is called dragon because there is an old chinese proverb saying that all parents want their kids to become dragons, and for chinese immigrants in North America that means becoming a doctor or lawyer or some other profession that makes a lot of money and is fairly respected in the community.
Typically refers to male children because of sexist chinese favoring boys to girls.
Therefore, these kids are forced to go through very labourous education to become dragons. Whereafter the perfect scenario would be that they live the rich life with other doctors and lawyers. Typically this definition also includes a future life with a hot asian wife, driving luxurious cars,and living in a big ass mansion in a rich ass neighborhood with other doctors and lawyers, and having at least 3 grandchildren (3 boys and 1 girl preferrably). And this is all so that their chinese parents will finally be satisfied (if said parents had not already deceased).
Mom #1: My son is a doctor, so he is chinese dragon.
Mom #2: My son is not a doctor, but instead does a job he actually likes...
Mom #1: HAHA YOU SUCK! MY SON EARNS MORE MONEY THAN YOUR SON!
Mom #2: wtf...?
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