Chinese Ear Food

What is Chinese Ear Food?


1.

Information that you are told and quickly forget, making you hungry for more information in a short span of time, just like when you eat Chinese food.

Gross Girl (emma): I got so messed up last night, and then i drank a bunch, and then i was almost late to work this afternoon, and then i heard i hooked up with this guy...

You: *mind wandering after the first and then*

-Next day-

Friend (Krystal): So what did Emma say last night?

You:Uhm...dude honestly shit was Chinese ear food..in one ear...

See add, huh, idk


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