Chinese Egg Roll

What is Chinese Egg Roll?


1.

The sexual act of receiving a lumpkin (a man receiving oral sex while defecating) from a Chinese women while ALSO eating from a plate of Chinese (or any Asian food, preferably of the woman's ethnic origin) food balanced precariously upon her head.this shows control and good tequnique on the side of the woman proving smooth delivery of the act.

Jake: Dude i heard that Alex got a Chinese egg roll at Bee's buffet the other day.

Jeremy: so what they have egg rolls there all the time.

Jake: no man, THE Chinese egg roll.

Jeremy: Who man, that shit is crazy!

See lumpkin, blowjob, sex, china, chinese food, egg roll


54

Random Words:

1. Emputar, in spanish means to "get pissed off" Emputarse= to get pissed Empute= to get mad *Emputar is a spanish word* Yo m..
1. adj. A mix between horible in english and horible in mexican. I am having a horibleblay day. See this, word, is, off, the, hizzouse..
1. this is a move when you have your girl get on her knees doggystyle and you stand across the room naked. then you put your hands together..