What is Chinese Egg Roll?
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The sexual act of receiving a lumpkin (a man receiving oral sex while defecating) from a Chinese women while ALSO eating from a plate of Chinese (or any Asian food, preferably of the woman's ethnic origin) food balanced precariously upon her head.this shows control and good tequnique on the side of the woman proving smooth delivery of the act.
Jake: Dude i heard that Alex got a Chinese egg roll at Bee's buffet the other day.
Jeremy: so what they have egg rolls there all the time.
Jake: no man, THE Chinese egg roll.
Jeremy: Who man, that shit is crazy!
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