What is Chinese Essay?
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When you are extremely close to shitting your pants and the turd has already begun to sprout it can draw patterns in your pants when you walk. The resulting pattern can be likened to a chinese essay.
Neil: Look at Stu doing the john wayne walk to the bog.
Me: Yeah, he must be writing a chinese essay in there.
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Strip of dirt between the sidewalk and the street, notoriously hard to grow plants of any kind in due to several factors: lack of water,..
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When a couple is looking for one or more people to add to the cast of their "bedroom show".
1: I had a threesome with Jane an..
