What is Chinese Essay?
1.
When you are extremely close to shitting your pants and the turd has already begun to sprout it can draw patterns in your pants when you walk. The resulting pattern can be likened to a chinese essay.
Neil: Look at Stu doing the john wayne walk to the bog.
Me: Yeah, he must be writing a chinese essay in there.
Random Words:
1.
An orgasm.
Oh my gawd! They're having a vague cheshire!
See uh..
1.
When you frenetically google a subject/person so fast and furiously that you barely recall your actions at a later time. Also known as a..
