What is Chinese Essay?
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When you are extremely close to shitting your pants and the turd has already begun to sprout it can draw patterns in your pants when you walk. The resulting pattern can be likened to a chinese essay.
Neil: Look at Stu doing the john wayne walk to the bog.
Me: Yeah, he must be writing a chinese essay in there.
Random Words:
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Ladies lovely boobies, looking especially nice in Jumpers and tight cardigans
Boy: Nice Jumper Spuds, can I touch them?
Girl: Sure why..
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An Austrian way of saying negro, nigger, or any other form of black.
"Get out of my country negrinschnogin!"
See black, negr..
