What is Chinese Fire Alarm?
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When person 1 is woken up by person 2 yelling fire and squatting over them with person 2's bare ass. Person 1 immediately wakes up, lifting their head and especially nose into Person 2's ass crack. If done properly Person 1's nose will come out brown.
Person 2: FIRE FIRE
Person 1:*lifts head up*
Person 2: hahaha ooooh
Person 1: really dude? your fucking gross.
Person 2: You're the one who just nose dove into my ass crack
Person 1: Ohh the chinese fire alarm. A classic
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