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When a girl tans so much they look orange.
GIRL: "Omg I didn't to go tanning today!"
FRIEND: "Good, you look like ..
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The land of my youth, the winter of my discontent. A sad place where all the kids got knocked up, killed in drunk driving accidents or h..
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a gentleman who prefers younger, barely legal sexual partners.
well, aren't you quite the jailbait joe...
See sex, jailbait, youn..