Chinese Goggles

What is Chinese Goggles?


1.

Immediately after defecating, without wiping, sticking someones nose in between your butt cheeks so their eyes are covered by your butt cheeks.

Andrew "Haha, i just gave Shelton Chinese goggles while he was sleeping!"

Everybody "Thats kind of gross."

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2.

Immediately after defecating, without wiping, sticking someones nose in between your butt cheeks so their eyes are covered by your butt cheeks.

Andrew "Haha, i just gave Shelton Chinese goggles while he was sleeping!"

Everybody "Thats kind of gross."

See chinese goggles, goggles, chinese, andrew


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