Chinese Hummer

What is Chinese Hummer?

When somebody instead of sucking your penis sucks on your asshole until they get shit in their mouth and then they go spit it in the toilet

Also known as a Chinese Blowjob

I've never heard of it but that Chinese Hummer I got the other night sure was amazing!

See chinese, blowjob, chode, hummer, asshole

Quke

1. The act in which a female farts and queefs at the exact same time resulting in a horrible stench and loss of erection Wow! You just quk..

Upholstery

1. Slang for the hair on a woman's upper legs, stomach, and back. Guy to a red haired girl: So, does the carpetmatch the drapes? Red..

Pmig

1. A mild insult used between friends. Similar to idiot Stop being such a pmig What a pmig! See anon..

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