Chinese Hummer

What is Chinese Hummer?


1.

When somebody instead of sucking your penis sucks on your asshole until they get shit in their mouth and then they go spit it in the toilet

Also known as a Chinese Blowjob

I've never heard of it but that Chinese Hummer I got the other night sure was amazing!

See chinese, blowjob, chode, hummer, asshole


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