Chinese Hummer

What is Chinese Hummer?

When somebody instead of sucking your penis sucks on your asshole until they get shit in their mouth and then they go spit it in the toilet

Also known as a Chinese Blowjob

I've never heard of it but that Chinese Hummer I got the other night sure was amazing!

See chinese, blowjob, chode, hummer, asshole

Zoining

1. feels like little bugs running around in ur knee I hit my knee on the table and now it's zoining See itchy, scratchy, fuzzy, pain..

Voluptualize

1. Making a woman look more voluptuous than she really is. My girlfriend likes to stuff an entire box of kleenex in her bra to voluptualiz..

Undercrackers

1. underpants, duds. ive got no clean undercrackers..

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