Chinese Hummer

What is Chinese Hummer?


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When somebody instead of sucking your penis sucks on your asshole until they get shit in their mouth and then they go spit it in the toilet

Also known as a Chinese Blowjob

I've never heard of it but that Chinese Hummer I got the other night sure was amazing!

See chinese, blowjob, chode, hummer, asshole


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