Chinese New Year

What is Chinese New Year?


1.

When 10 people put their fists together to form a giant 2 foot diameter fist then cock knock unsuspecting people

When bob stepped opened the door to the classroom he got a chinese new year!!!

See cock knock, bag tag, cup check, roshambo, sack tap

2.

When a girl saves up 12 used tampons and then throws them all out the window and screams, "Celebration!"

It must've been a chinese new year the other day because my hair was all bloody..


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