Chinese Penis

What is Chinese Penis?


1.

An old, untrue rumor made by Caucasians after they felt threatened by the FALSE myth of black people having larger dicks.

A Chinese penis is the same as any other penis, don't believe the stereotypes..

"My chinese penis is 6 inches long."

"NO WAI! But ur asian!"

"And what, a black person has a 9 inch?"

"They do.. right?"

"*sigh*"

See asian penis, stereotypes, fake, ignorance, something

2.

The Chinese penis and the Western penis represents the forces of yin and yang.

Yin = Soft

Yang = Hard

An old Chinese proverb illustrates this :

A Chinese penis is always hard, strong, and unbending like an oak tree reaching into the heavens.

A Western penis is always soft, fluid, spongy, and very loose like the beautiful clothes waving in the wind on a clothesline.

A piece of metal reminds me of a Chinese penis while tasty jello reminds me of a Western penis.

See asian penis, asian, japanese penis, chinese, china

3.

A mythical being, which is renound for its smallness, It has yet to be proven, due to the fact noone has ever seen one(since its so small).

4.

See: Microscopic


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