Chinese Resolution

What is Chinese Resolution?


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When you've made a New Year's resolution, but haven't kept it all January. Therefore, you decide to resolve your habit et cetera after Chinese New Year.

Friend A: "Hey, I thought you quit smoking?"

Friend B: "Well, I'll make it my Chinese resolution, just for you!"

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