Chinese Rub

What is Chinese Rub?


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The result of attempted vaginal intercourse with a flaccid penis. Consequently the male and female genitallia rub against each other like soggy noodles.

Sam was so hammered that night that the only action he got was an embarrasing Chinese rub.

See chinese, rub, drunken, intercourse, flaccid, semi, cock, gash


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