Chinese Shrinky Dink

What is Chinese Shrinky Dink?


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The man smears hot mustard and Szechuan sauce on his "wang" and shoves it up his woman's chocolate star fish.

After eating a huge meal from PF Chang's, I like to give the little lady a Chinese Shrinky Dink for dessert.

See chinese, dink, mustard


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