Chinese Singing Lesson Edit Meaning

1. Placing your buttocks tightly against another persons buttocks and passing gas. I performed a fart transplant on my wife in bed last ni..

1. To inflict equal damage on yourself while attempting to harm an adversary. Much like presidential candidate Ralph Nader did to himself ..

1. 1.If you are sexually attracted to someone's grandad 2.If you dont want to use yer mum or yer dad as a comeback 3.If your shit at..