Chinese Smile

What is Chinese Smile?


1.

...when an asian girl opens her legs, and a gong sounds to signify that her vagina opens horizontally, then it smiles at you to let you know that you are invited inside, but remember to take your shoes off so you do not offend her customs

When Rip finally got Yi into the bed, he was scared by her Chinese Smile, but then he decided to go for it anyway, and tore it up.

See great wall of china, wanged, gong

2.

when you slit the corners of a persons mouth then stab them in the thigh so they're mouth opens wide and their smile stretches back to their jaw.

I'll fuckin give you a chinese smile

See chinese, smile, fucked, up, gang


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