Chinese Tabletop

What is Chinese Tabletop?

The act of a man shitting on a woman, while she is in the crab walk position, then he then beats off on the shit. After he sits down to eat it.

Dude Chinese tabletops are so much more disgusting than two girls one cup.

See chinese, table, tabletop, top, tabletops

Matronize

1. to talk down to as if one is a dominating woman; the feminine form of "patronize" Yo, you gonna let your girlfriend matronize..

Humptastic

1. Something that you feel great desire to hump (strongly) or something that you would really enjoy MAN 1 "Hey man do you want a milk..

Voreeg

1. Armenian word for butt. That person has a square voreeg. See butt, ass, asshole..

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