Chinese Tabletop

What is Chinese Tabletop?

The act of a man shitting on a woman, while she is in the crab walk position, then he then beats off on the shit. After he sits down to eat it.

Dude Chinese tabletops are so much more disgusting than two girls one cup.

See chinese, table, tabletop, top, tabletops

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