Chinese Takeout

What is Chinese Takeout?


1.

Occurs when male partner removes his penis after anal sex. A bit of the female's rectum sneaks out for a quick peek upon penis removal, then jumps back in.

I surprised Jen with a little Chinese takeout just before I unloaded.

See pullout, anal invasion, dirty sanchez

2.

The act of taking off a used condom, tying it up, and placing it into your chick's purse so she'll find it the next morning.

"i give my girl chinese takeouts..it's my little way of saying thanks."

See condom, chick, morning after, purse, raunchy


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