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A shot:
1/3 Chocolate syrup
2/3 Tequila
Top with a hefty squirt of mustard
I was excited when that guy was offering free shots last ..
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When you can't stop buying shoes.
When you need 2,000 pairs of shoes for just 2 feet!
When you substitute dick for shoes!
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A bald, senial man who attends flea markets in attempt sell his mismatched hubcaps. He enjoys: Long walks on the beach with his imagina..
