What is Chinging Urban Poptart?

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When a man toasts a poptart then proceeds to inject it into the womens pussy. He then attempts to eat the jammed and heated poptart before it gets cold. This is more enjoyable with an asian because of the chinese sounding moans. CHICKS LOVE IT!

For breakfast I had a Chinging Urban Poptart...It was covered in delicious strawberry jam..."homemade" =]
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