What is Chinkitus?
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A psychological disease where a non-asian aquires chinklike attributes.
These include, but are not limited to the following:
Tightness, sushi loving, anime obsessions, Pokemon loving, DDR skills, small penis or mangina, eating with chopsticks, working around large machinery, Hello Kitty love, etc.
"Dude, his dick was like 3 inches long!"
"He must have Chinkitus..."
"Let's go watch back-to-back episodes of Pokemon!"
"Holy shit you might want to go get checked for Chinkitus."
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