Chip Shop Fart

What is Chip Shop Fart?

A guff perpetrated in a chip shop that because of the envioroment nobody hears or smells!! The perfect crime!

Ian: (silently thinking to himself) "Take that you customers! A chip shop fart to your lardy selves"

Customers, oblivious.

See fart, smell, guff, trump, let off, moo

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