What is Chip Shop Fart?
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A guff perpetrated in a chip shop that because of the envioroment nobody hears or smells!! The perfect crime!
Ian: (silently thinking to himself) "Take that you customers! A chip shop fart to your lardy selves"
Customers, oblivious.
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A happy man named tyler, he loves pancakes.
Jon: Hey tyler, whats up?
Tyler: POPTART
Jon: Excuse me?
Tyler: I IZ SO HAPPY, OM NOM NO.. 
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Cheese that has been in ones pants too long.
I have to go to the bath room and whipe off some cheezenizzle...