What is Chip Shop Fart?
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A guff perpetrated in a chip shop that because of the envioroment nobody hears or smells!! The perfect crime!
Ian: (silently thinking to himself) "Take that you customers! A chip shop fart to your lardy selves"
Customers, oblivious.
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This is in case you drop the soap
1. DON'T PICK UP THE SOAP
2. IF YOU DO MAKE SURE YOUR NOT IN JAIL (Or surronded by black guys)..