Chipmonk

What is Chipmonk?


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A small furry rodent type mammal with big eyes & puffy cheeks.

They have a very high pitched voice & seem to think that a paper aeroplane is the biggest in the world (& maybe it can carry other planes in it??).

They tend to store bedding & food in their cheeks from time to time making the appearance of their mouths puffier (Like hamsters), this is a way of making themselves more attractive to potential mates by saying “Look at me I have a HUGE gob to spurt out more utter crap!!).

Another rarer form of Chipmonk his tall long spiky black hair pulsating out from its head, this rare version is known as a “Christophosfer” Chipmonk.

God you talk some crap, you are a right chipmonk!!

You chipmonk, stop talking utter rubbish!!

See chipmonk, weird, crap, shit


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