What is Chipotle Effect?
1.
After consumption of a Chiptole burrito one feels a gut busting effect which lasts anywhere from 30 to 60 minutes and disables ones ability to perform simple motor skills.
OR
When you eat a Chipotle burrito way too fast and feel sick afterwards. You feel like you're about to throw up but its so worth it cause that burrito and/or bowl was so delicious.
Wanna go to the gym?
Naw dude I can't move right now...the Chipotle effect has me paralyzed..
See
Random Words:
1.
A mail service primarily serving the "just found the invoice due tomorrow under a pile of papers" crowd.
UPS Express: Proudl..
1.
putting a midget in your pants and fucking them while jumping up and down, then finishing off with a jump and twist and landing on your ..
1.
Slang for tech support. Comes from the fact that you usually are put on hold and it plays a musical tune while you wait.
"If you&a..
