Chipotljob

What is Chipotljob?


1.

The act of enjoying the two greatest god-given things on earth; Chipotle and head.

Whilst enjoying your double stuffed Chipotle burrito a female companion is having falaciou with your penis. As you start to unwrap the burrito, suddenly rice trickles down onto your penis. In an effort to never waste even a single drop of chipotle, you make her eat it off you, as if she was also eating a burrito (but she's not, she's sucking your dick!)

Damn that bitch gave me such a good ChipotlJob last night that I haven't stopped pissing hot sauce for the last three days!

See chipotle, blow job, hand job, head


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