Chi-town Crab Dangle

What is Chi-town Crab Dangle?


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When a man hides behind a bush at night and waits for a person to walk by and then jumps out and crab dangles the person by knocking the victim on to the ground and repeatedly teabagging his/her face whilst making the motion of crab claws opening and closing with his hands.

Gina: I had a great night last night.

Kirsten: Oh? What'd you do?

Gina: I walked through a really long secluded path and got Chi-town Crab Dangled by 6 different dudes!

Kirsten: You're such a skeever

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