What is Chive?
1.
a verb refering to the act of fingering ones asshole
"Dude, I chived her good last night. She didn't even crap."
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Slang used to describe someone who is out of the ordinary. When one has been acting strange or dimwitted.
"stop being a chive"
"Your a big chive Qdini"
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2.
n. chive
the result of being chiffed
a slap/smack on the side of one's head
I recieved an awful chive from my mom when I left my dirty dishes in the sink.
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3.
Someone who is a mix between Chav and Gamer.
A Chive.
"Omg them fuckin` Chives stole my copy of WoW"
World or Warcraft for those of you who dont know ;]
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4.
the vein that is at the top of ur dick
my chive is pulsating
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