What is Chiz?
1.
Old British public school term for a swiz or swindle
The bully stole my lunch, what a chiz!
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2.
An outrage or swindle. Officially ‘a chiz is a swiz or a swindle as any fule kno’ (from the Molesworth series of books about school life by Geoffrey Willans). As a result of this the phrase "as any fule kno" has entered use on its own, especially in the letters pages of the British satirical/investigative magazine "Private Eye".
"Two quid for a glass of tapwater? What a chiz!"
or, in the original style:
"O no monday double maths alg trig ect chiz chiz. Pythagoras is uterly wet and i suspekt he keeps dolies at home".
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3.
Scots slang:That smelly stuff under your foreskin that stinks of ripe Gorgonzola.
"Are you going to be long in the shower?"
"Two minutes, I'm just cleaning out the chiz."
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4.
Nickname/codename for going to smoke bongs
"You wanna have a chiz?"
5.
Child.
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"Im Pregnant."
"You have a Chiz in your tiz???
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6.
To steal something from someone
"Yo that nig chizzed my lighter, lets crack him"
"Mike Stop chizzing the bat u junky"
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7.
That smelly stuff under your foreskin that that stinks of ripe Gorgonzola.
"Are you going to be long in the shower?"
"Two minutes, I'm just cleaning out the chiz."
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