Chiz

What is Chiz?


1.

Old British public school term for a swiz or swindle

The bully stole my lunch, what a chiz!

See Sabat

2.

An outrage or swindle. Officially ‘a chiz is a swiz or a swindle as any fule kno’ (from the Molesworth series of books about school life by Geoffrey Willans). As a result of this the phrase "as any fule kno" has entered use on its own, especially in the letters pages of the British satirical/investigative magazine "Private Eye".

"Two quid for a glass of tapwater? What a chiz!"

or, in the original style:

"O no monday double maths alg trig ect chiz chiz. Pythagoras is uterly wet and i suspekt he keeps dolies at home".

See fraud, scam, con, swindle, swiz, rip off, rip-off, cheat

3.

Scots slang:That smelly stuff under your foreskin that stinks of ripe Gorgonzola.

"Are you going to be long in the shower?"

"Two minutes, I'm just cleaning out the chiz."

See chizz, dicksneeze, cheeze

4.

Nickname/codename for going to smoke bongs

"You wanna have a chiz?"

5.

Child.

See Also: Chizzy, Chizzy Chizzerton,

"Im Pregnant."

"You have a Chiz in your tiz???

See chiz, chizzy

6.

To steal something from someone

"Yo that nig chizzed my lighter, lets crack him"

"Mike Stop chizzing the bat u junky"

See steal, take, gleep, rax, rob

7.

That smelly stuff under your foreskin that that stinks of ripe Gorgonzola.

"Are you going to be long in the shower?"

"Two minutes, I'm just cleaning out the chiz."

See chizz, dicksneeze, cheeze


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