What is Chlamydia?
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"Chlamydia is a common sexually transmitted disease (STD) caused by the bacterium, Chlamydia trachomatis, which can damage a woman's reproductive organs. Even though symptoms of chlamydia are usually mild or absent, serious complications that cause irreversible damage, including infertility, can occur "silently" before a woman ever recognizes a problem. Chlamydia also can cause discharge from the penis of an infected man." and it's also damn fun to say.
one of my friends didn't have her guy tested before they fucked and now she's got Chlamydia. It sucks so bad...
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a sexually transmitted disease, causing conjunctivitis in cattle and sheep and trachoma, urethritis, and proctitis in humans.
dont have sex.
because you will get Chlamydia.
and DIE.
Dont have sex in the missoinary possition.
Dont have sex standing up.
just dont do it promise?
now everyone take some rubbers...
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a sexual transmitted disease that can be caught from males and females.
"damn, ive caught chlamydia from that hayleylyne!!"
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A deadly sexual disease contracted when either you or your lover eat seafood, especially chlams, within an hour prior to having sex.
"Did you hear the news? Joan and Cody got chlamydia after Joan ate some shrimp that was marinated in chlam sauce!"
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