Choad Edit Meaning

1.

Usually penis, penis wider than it is long, or the area between the penis and anus. Taken from colloquial Spanish.

lick my choad.

2.

(1) A penis, usually wider than long.

(2) The perineal area. See taintor grundle.

(3) Pubic hair. This definition seems to originate from New Jersey.

(1) Whoa! He's hung like a beer can! What a choad!

(2) Lick my choad.

(3) Eat my choad.

3.

1. A short, fat cock. Must be wider than it is long.

2. Anything short and fat, like a fat kid or a Prius.

1. Dude, that guy has a freakin' choad!

2. My best friend is a choad. He's fat as hell and he's 5'2"

4.

Choad, also spelt chode, is a variant of the word choda (penis) which comes from the Hindi word (chodna). Chodna simply means to fuck. The word choad however is what is known as a neologism. This is a word that is newly acknowledged but has not been in circulation long enough or widely enough for its social status to be determined. As it stands, the word choad has three major definitions.

1) A short, fat penis that is wider than it is longer

2) The area between the scrotum/ vaginaand the anus.

3) A derogatory term used to insult somebody.

1) Ducas has a fat choad.

2) Last night your mom tongued my choad.

3) Quit being such a choad.

See choad, chode, choda, scrotum, vagina, anus, dick, ducas

5.

(1) A penis, usually wider than long.

(2) The perenium, the area in between the scrotum and anus. Also called grundle, gooch, taint, or durf.

(3) A chunky load.

(1) Have you seen Danny's choad? That thing looks like a hockey puck!

(2) Remember kids: Never wipe backwards, or you'll smear feces all over your choad.

(3) Sheila said she spent an hour cleaning off that choad he blew on her face.

See choad, chode, grundle, gooch, taint, durf

6.

A "choad" is a penis that is wider than it is long.

Tcherepnine's choad weighs 9 stone!!!

Tcherepnine's penis is twice as wide as it is long dude!

That's one hell of a choad!

See cock, dick, knob, tcherepnine

7.

A chaod, is a penis that is disproportionately wide in comparison to its length, and looks something like a can of tuna. The name originates from Spain. also known to the French as 'Le Penis avec largeur horrifiant' or Penis of horrifying width.

Quote from the first recorded choad bearer 1679, William LaChaode, ' I wish didn't have this penis that was so disproportionately wide in comparison to its length, Harry'

Girl who opens a zipper only to find a choad concealed within its denim confines, 'Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!!!'

See choad, chode, cock, dick, denim