What is Choade?
1.
a cock that is wider than its length
the fag had a choade
2.
a dick that is wider then longer...
a good example is to imagine a tuna can... heh
3.
The partition of skin on the male anatomy between your testicles and anus, usually has marginal pubic hair on it.
Yo, when you mooned me last night, you bent over way too far, I had a visual of your strangely enourmous choade!
See
4.
(noun) The skin between a male's scrotum and anus
Keep your choade clean
5.
Any man who does what is cool to score with women. A male who does not stay true to himself or his style. A puke enducing sell-out
Last year Mr. Brown had that kick ass long hair, but turned choade and shaved it off because a girl told him he would look better.
6.
(Regional - Western Canada)Come. Jism. Man juice.
Eat my choade, gearbox.