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An overweight person who wears too tight a pair of jeans and shirt, giving them the appearance of a mushroom top. While they walk, they ..
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Someone who uses a different laundromat every time.
I wish my customers were more loyal. They all seem to be a bunch of philaunderers.
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while doing your girl doggy style, wait until she reachs the big "O" and slap her in a sleeper hold ALA Roddy Piper
I gave th..