Chob Edit Meaning

1.

1) The act of being a complete moron, asshat or assclown

2) Claiming you actually know what it is you are doing while you clearly do not

Would you guys just shut up and stop being such chobs?

Gosh, you guys are being such chobs, will you just do it?

See asshat, assclown, tool, moron, idiot

2.

A horrible, overused insult referring to a moron or idiot. This insult is commonly used by introverted fatties that play the MMORPG World of Warcraft. This insult is rarely taken offensive, as the person using said insult is generally a "chob" themselves.

You're such a chob for having a differing opinion than mine!

See idiot, moron, dumbass, chubber, boner, chode, fag

3.

Throw, or more commonly to pass. Mostly heard in Manchester.

"ee-yah chob us them fags mate"

See throw, manc, manchester, pass, hoy

4.

Verb: to strike an unexpectant individual on the back of the head with a pillow or soft cusion. mostly undertaken by bounders or cads...

I chobbed gordon to death...

See hit, beat

5.

Childhood Obesity. A chubby child. A little fat kid.

"Look at that cute little chob over there" "You have such choby cheeks"

See chubby, pudgy, fat, obese, child

6.

The state inbetween a chub and a boner.

Can you just keep your shirt off until I get a chob!

See monty, chub, titty fuck, brabble, mangina, niggle

7.

A blank expressionless face. OR the expression reffering to such a face. often used as a reaction to something bad.

Chobbing off may and might refer to a hand job.

"Dude I just shit on your good blanket for fun" "chooooob"

"Cmon, just chob off on my chest already"

"Are you chobbing off in there?"

See damnit, meh, hhhhhh