What is Chobster?
1.
A bit of a fool, someone who is not with it, in that they have a closed mind and a complete lack of awareness of what is 'going down' in any sense.
'Mate, I thought I was going to lose it on the train surrounded by those chobsters, I'm glad to be out of there!
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2.
Its half a chicken and a lobster. Nobody can remember why.
"Anyone wanna chobby chobster?"
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