Choch Daddy

What is Choch Daddy?


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HERE ARE SOME VITAL SIGNS TO KNOW IF YOU ARE OR KNOW ANY OTHER CHOCH DADIES........

-You put on way to much axe or any other kind of body spray when you get out the shower

-You own more than one hollister shirt

-you own a seashell or crableg necklace

- you own high-top sneakers and wear them too school

-you wear tight jeans to school

-you go too the tanning salon every other day(and you are a guy)

-you have frosted tips

-you use gel to spike up your hair

-your favorite bands are 3 doors down and nickleback

-you own abercrombie and fitch sandals or flip flops

-the only polo shirts you own are abercrombie, american eagle, and hollister

-you wear pink shirts to school because you think they are cool

-you wear cargo shorts that look like they have bricks in the pockets

-every shirt you own smells like american eagle outfitters

-you actually enjoy going to the mall to shop at aeropostale

-you think sideburns are neat

-your swimsuit and cargo shorts go down to your shins

-you wear abercrombie hats

-you own plaid shorts

-you wear 10$ panama jack sunglasses from a local cvs

-you actually gel your hair up so you can have bangs

-you own and wear a wrist bracelet that is from american eagle

-you always wear an undershirt under your polo even its 100 degrees outside, you never free ball that shit

-you go golfing in your cargo shorts

-you wear camoflauge cargo sharts

-you think peach fuzz facial hair is sharp looking

-you spray cologne on EVERY SQUARE INCH of your body

-you play every sport in cargo shorts

-hollister is where you spend most of your day

-your favorite movies are chik-flics

-You actually watch newly weds by yourself on mtv

-You always sit down on the couch to watch Laguna Beach with your choch moma sister(CHOCH MOMAS ARE A DIFFERENT STORY)just kidding they dont exist wait they might

-You watch biographies about dead actors and actresses

-every polo shirt you own is either pink or brown with white stripes going through it

-you are the cockiest person in the world

-your favorite resteraunt is applebees(and you go there for the atmesphere)

-you wear ankle bracelets

-you look at yourself in the mirror every day for atleast 3 hours

-you have an expired condom in your wallet

-You wear Crocs

-You shave every hair on your body(and your not a swimmer)

-you put on so much deoderent the you can see the gel sliding down your legs

-your best friends are girls

-you start to hang out with them so much you talk like them,smell like them,act like them,think like them,and look like them

-you wear shirts that say reeses puffs and lucky charms on them

-you are a size large but you wear a size small t-shirt

-your favorite drink is a cosmopolitin

-you go on cruises with you and three hot girls but you dont get laid

-you like 50 cent

-your 26 and your a virgin

-you think your the shit at basketball

-most songs on your ipod are aerosmith

-you tuck in the front part of your t-shirt to reveal your abercrombie belt

-your life's passion is to be a model

-you use the abecrombie shopping bags as decoration for your room and cut out the people on the bags to make as posters to make your room look abercrobiesh

-you wear big ass belt buckles

-you bring your lunch to school so you can drink your fancy water

-you use adidas body spray on your armpits instead of deoderent

-you have atleast 6 huge holes in your jeans but there not on your thighs cause youd get in trouble at school

-you talk shit to people who are not choch dadies but inside you are a flaming vag

- you think panama city is beautiful

-you get manicures/pedicures weekly

-you wear "BOD" brand body spray. because the guys on the commercial look like Abercrombie models

-you use the word "fave" when describing your favorite channel, E! news

-you are a metrosexual...in every sense of the word

-you suck on lolipops 24/7

-you like to hang out at starbucks coffee shops

-you like myspace a little to much

-you always chew trident gum so that when a girl walks by she might get a whiff of the smell and might start talking to you

-this list is getting your choch dady panties (from abercrombie) in a wad

-you pretend your a surfer, yet you have never even seen a beach

-you have a surf board that you have never and will never use

-you have a $200 skim board with little black grips

-you wear sunglasses (the big ass girl kind) at night

-you wear your shirts SO tight that it could strangle a snake if placed upon one

-you wear undershirts under everything...even some undershirts

-you hide in the dark corner of a party so some chick will feel bad for you and come chat with you

-you wear earrings or studs in your ears

-your stereo system in your car is more expensive than your car itself

-you usually turn out to be homosexual

-you buy dip and dots at the mall

-you go into abercrombie and fitch and like to chat with the employees there(the male ones)

-you want to be a surfer and you dress like one, except you live in the mid-west

-you talk extremely loud even when the person is a foot away from you

-if you think this list is discriminating against a group of people then hell, your a damn choch dady yourself

-you work out every day of your life so you can get the most popular men in school(and you are a man)

-you think you are gods gift to women

-you ask for the season of Laguna Beach on DVD

-you brush your teeth in the bathroom of the school because you just ate lunch

-you have a lip ring

-you make fun of mentally disabled kids you sick bastard

-you think you r better than everybody else

-when you where your polos you dont button any of the buttons and then pop your collar

-you go to beuaty salons on the weekends

-you have the desire to have sex with animals

-your favorite desert is key-lime pie

-you do the cooking for your boyfriend(and yes once again you are a guy)

-you love eating rocky road icecream with extra marshmellows

-you always carry hair gel in your book-bag just in case you have a bad hair day

-you wear sleeveless shirts to play tennis and golf in

-you shave your legs but you tell every body you have not hit puberty yet,but you are also 18 years old

-you have pubic hair on your chest

-you shave your happy trail but then keep it in a treasure box

-you spray your k-swiss high-tops with TAG

-you take flowery shits

-you wear baggy/tight cargo shorts that squeez your thighs

-you do the shopping for your boyfriend

-you love baking cookies

-every hair on you leg points in one direction

-you wear makeup to cover up your acne

-You have ever been on an MTV reality show i.e. The Real World

A guy at my new school made fun of my polo shorts but he is a choch daddy, so he's a stupid bastard with capris.

See choch, douche, lame, coch, daddy


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