What is Chocolate Attack?
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This can only be properly performed when you have diarrhea. You run up to someone while they are either sleeping or looking away or somehow distracted, and you shit your liquidy-ass shit onto their head.
The first fraternity party I ever went to, I was chocolate attacked by a 350-pound sack of shit named Jeb.
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