What is Chocolate Attack?
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This can only be properly performed when you have diarrhea. You run up to someone while they are either sleeping or looking away or somehow distracted, and you shit your liquidy-ass shit onto their head.
The first fraternity party I ever went to, I was chocolate attacked by a 350-pound sack of shit named Jeb.
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The act of felching the anus of a dead cow.
Given a choice between shagging her and bovine necrofelching I'll take the sucking spu..
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This is the most sublime 1337 acronym to find. Maybe not, but at least almost.
Oh My Fucking God Rolling On The Floor Laughing Madly My..
