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fills in for the lead actor (who is not well endowed) when an "action scence" is needed in a porn flick.
actor: "i'..
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What happens when you don't get out of the way of a tire rocketing at your face.
"What happened to Mary?"
"A tire,..
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To be in deep trouble with no solution.
(It's actually "Up shit creek without a paddle" --- scans better than "with..
